This is year has been unfucking-believable. Lots of great things have happened and lots of really shitty things too.
Yeah, it’s called ‘LIFE’
Life is big, small, hard, and soft
Life is easy, tough, messy, and sometimes clean
Life is like the arcade inside the old bowling alley that smells like dirty feet
Life is like a sweet fragrant flower you smell on the running trail
Life is horrific as you walk into the court room for a fucked-up situation
Life is a drunken-dance in your kitchen as you cook and drink tequila
Life is running out of gas as you pull into the damn gas station #WTF
Life is getting a bonus and having extra money
Life is having to replace all your car’s tires with that extra money #WTF
Life is going to the grocery store with only $50 dollars and you still buy beer
Life is sitting on the front porch thinking I’d love to talk to him/her now
Life is misunderstanding a stupid conversation with an intelligent person
Life is deleting people from your world #notoxicpeople
Life is adding awesome people into your world #gamechangers
Life is having patience when you have no patience
Life is smacking that mosquito on your arm with blood… #tinyvampire
Life is feeling not so good, but you push through and watch #Netflix at night
Life is waking up Sunday morning and there is no fucking coffee
Life is knowing you’re a miracle… you are the ONE from millions of sperm! #babybatter
Life is not know how you’re going to get through the troubles #persevere
Life is looking in the mirror naked; being thankful it carries your fat ass
Life is deciding you’ll take care of your body; lose your fat ass to be strong
Life is struggling with ‘struggling’
Life is being BFF with your frustrations only to find you’re the problem
Life is like a double stuff Oreo Cookie; lots of bullshit sugar you don’t need
Life is driving in an over-heated car in 5 o’clock rush hour traffic #WTF
Life is yelling at your kids to stop yelling…
Life is keeping your mouth shut and letting them figure out their own shit…
Life is seeing your kids grow into mini-versions of you #scaryshit
Life is looking into your dog’s eyes; knowing they love you unconditionally
Life is eating the last french fry from the drive-thru before you get home
Life is not getting in the way of yourself and getting shit done
Life is being a broken human who keeps working
Life is knowing there is always room for improvement in all relationships
Life is working your ass off knowing others will think it was easy-peezy
Life is going somewhere with your spouse; when you fucking don’t want to #WillThereBeBeer
Life is having your best bra break when you put it on rushing to get dressed
Life is shopping the Dollar General Store like it’s Sak’s Fifth Fucking Avenue
Life is being accused of something you didn’t do and proving it in court
Life is building trust with bad-ass, positive people who ‘get’ who you are
Life is sickness and death
Life is health and strength
Life is love, hugs, laughter, smiles, and awesome smarty-ass remarks
Life is hate, hurt, ripped open wounds, and pain
Life is influencing others in the most positive way ever…
Life is helping someone who did not expect it #bekind
Life is helping a homeless person even when you have very little to give #behuman
Life is being accountable even when you have problems #noexcuses
Life is telling someone to fuck themselves because they are evil
Life is telling someone you love them because … you do love them
Life is supporting your own mind with the best thoughts when you’re down
Life is dealing with depression and suicide when you think nobody notices
Life is honking your car horn because they’re texting while driving #WTF
Life is giving that bitch in 15 items or less checkout lane a dirty look #SheHas40Items
Life is remembering my wise Granny Juanita telling me, “Don’t take shit from anyone.
Life is pure #MiddleFingerHappiness
I am, Sharon Lee Zapata
Life is what we make of it.
There will always be some days better than others.
There will always be a time when you think about what you shoulda done… That is simply a life lesson. Learn. Move on. Rinse and repeat.
As we wrap up 2018, I want to say thank you for reading my bat-shit crazy blog posts, buying my books, attending my workshops and speaking engagements, listening to my baby-brand new podcast MiddleFingerHappiness, and simply supporting me by being here.
I aim to continue grinding and improving as a writer… Pull more ‘life’ experiences out of my coat-pocket and share any great new valuable shit I learn – that will inspire you.
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